Friday, October 30, 2009

Nailed it

Hehe 16 pts.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Have... you met Ted?

Watched HIMYM?
Most guys are like Ted.
Sometimes during a particular moment of our daily life, like we're taking the bus to school, or maybe the train.
Then you spotted this cute and pretty girl,
And you look at her, and somehow, she looks at you too!
And then many thoughts start dribbling in your head.
You start thinking, 'Oh this girl is so cute, and she's looking at me! I think we have a connection..'
More 'severe' one would be 'I'm gonna make her my wife.'
I bumped into one just now, and yes I looked at her, she looked at me a few times, so there was the intersection of electricity just now.
But think about it, this doesn't happen every time.
In fact, this happens once. One and only 1 time.
You see her 1 time, and boomz, off she goes out of your life.
Of course if fate permits, you'll bump into each other again.
But seriously, what are the chances?

Friday, October 16, 2009

_|_ JM

Last day.

What up~

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Diu lei you

I got nothing to do the whole day.
So I practically surfed the net the whole time.
When suddenly my bloody fucking hongkong supervisor came up to me.

Supervisor : You got nothing to do?
Me : Ya (like duh the person who tells me what to do isn't here)
*Saw many webpages on my computer*
Supervisor : Do you know you are not supposed to surf the internet.
Me : Uh ya ok
Supervisor : You are not supposed to use during office hours. They are monitoring you. SERIOUSLY.
Me : Uh ya ok
*Continues rambling*
Me : Uh ya ok
Supervisor : Did you read up on the engine manual?
Me : Uh no
Supervisor : Why? Is it you don't want to read? Or or you don't have any interest in the industry at all?
Me : No la so many words
*Bastard starts asking me questions that he didn't even ask me to read*
Me : I don't know
Supervisor : You mean you have been here for 5 weeks already and you learn nothing?
Me : (wanting to clothesline him) All I've been doing is just copying and pasting on the SAP system.
Supervisor : Ok you read this, tomorrow I will test you.

That was yesterday, which means he's gonna test me today.
But nothing happened.
_|_ Fuck you hongki asshole!

Friday, October 2, 2009

What will happen?

If Jesus and Satan were friends..