Kovan Rejects

I was at Kovan today, and there was this 'competition' called the 'Kovan Superstar 2009'
Which is so stupid and ridiculous.
But in any case, I shall try to be nice here.
If you are a Campus Superstar or Singapore Idol reject,
& you live around Kovan,
& you're too desperate to be recognised, at least in Kovan,
I suggest you try signing up for that competition.